It’s not a race, it’s an adventure.
Unless your name is Kransz or Tinker The Crusher is not a race.
What really matters is what color your dot is at the end of the event.
Green dot = finished.
Red dot = try again.
But we get it, some people get really worked up about how they did. They were so deep in the pain cave that they didn’t remember what time they finished, or if they finished at all. So, take these results with a few grains of salt and a healthy portion of whiskey, because at the end of the day what matters is that you crushed, or got crushed.
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